Year’s Beginning Hourglass!

Hey! What’s up! I’m Archie, and this is my first Fanservice post of 2015. :3 <- (Kitty Face) ^But you knew all that! So I’m going to need you to sit your attractive self down, put those beautiful glow in the dark eyes of yours on the technological screen, and gaze upon what I’ve got … Continue reading Year’s Beginning Hourglass!

Our Year’s End Hourglass.

Ladies! Gents! Young Chaps! Old Chaps! Whatever a Chap is! It’s your local cat Archie here. It’s like, New Year’s Eve! I know that you know, that I know, that you don’t have any plans for tonight. You’re not going out partying. You’re not going out with some friends to roam the busy streets of … Continue reading Our Year’s End Hourglass.

The Classic Hourglass~

Goooooood Mooooorn… Afternoooooooon! Vietn……. Blockiaaaaaaans! Anyone recall the name that Ms. Raven refers to you awesome people as? Hijack it and put it in place of the “Blockiaaaaaaans.” Don’t you dare apologize either. It’s your otherworldly locally produced box of Archie 2.0 here, coming at your technological screen once again with another lovely lady. Today … Continue reading The Classic Hourglass~

Showing Love On The Block

Hey guys, what is good? First and foremost we're not dead, I just wanted this post to be a little special. We will resume regularly scheduled post after this one here. Why is this post so important, you may ask? It's only because its our 100th post for our blog! Honestly, if you were to … Continue reading Showing Love On The Block

The Boldness of the Hourglass

As I rise from the depth of the shadow realm, assuming my stationary position upon the throne of wretchedness... What’s going on guys! It’s your Local, Regional, International… Continental… Cat Archie! Don’t judge the name, it’s still a work in progress, I’m everywhere and nowhere all at once. My sincerest apologies for the recent hiatus … Continue reading The Boldness of the Hourglass

Hourglass: Personal Toned Service~

What’s going on peoples! Local cat Archie here. It’s another fine day sitting here on the block. Sipping my soda with le’ fancy pinky out, wind blowing through my head of non-hair, legs propped up on my stoop, and a bag of Cheetos! It’s a perfect setting, what could increase it? Reminiscing! I have a … Continue reading Hourglass: Personal Toned Service~

The Hourglass Service~

What’s the haps guys! Your local cat Archie here. It’s been a little bit, I mean you know, dealing with these famous women in the industry isn’t an easy task, they eat up your time! Don’t be mad though, I’ve got another amazing lady on the showcase tonight. We’ll name her… Mrs. Christina Hendricks! You … Continue reading The Hourglass Service~